I Kind Of Hate To Do This

I'll bet this scores some votes for McCain

Alright, apparently Lindsay Lohan just decided to chime in on Sarah Palin in her latest blog post:

She said, "I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be.

"Oh, and... Hint Hint Pali Pal - Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!"

There are honestly just so many things wrong with her thoughts I don't even feel like I have the energy to address them all, and that is just two paragraphs from her rant. 4 years ago she wanted to be a TV anchor? The last time she worked in television was 1988. 4 years ago she would have been gearing up for her successful gubernatorial campaign after just completing her stint as mayor of Wasilla. So she's clearly qualified to do more than just serve as a television anchor. And by the way, what the fuck exactly is Lindsay Lohan qualified to do?

Then she admonishes Palin for posing for tabloid covers. She must be referencing these:

That's right, Sarah Palin managed to pull-off exact mirror poses for two competing tabloid cover stories! And they both portray her negatively! The fact that Lindsay Lohan didn't even have the deductive reasoning skills to realize that Palin clearly didn't endorse or pose for these stories is a testament to how easy it must be to score drugs in California. In fact she may not even realize that she's dating a girl at the moment. Maybe she'll learn from this and not sound off on issues without even making an attempt to be accurate. And please, get off the hole and come back to the pole. Thanks....