Crazy Asians

My friend Nikki posted a story here about how some Chinese companies have been recycling USED condoms to turn into hairbands.


Recycling condoms really isn't that unusual though, just ask Grandpa:



Gettin' hot ladies? Plus they are completely overlooking the gain from never having to buy hairgel again.

Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse - Valerie

I've been busy today so not too many posts, I'm trying get some get some up now. This song is old but it's still badass, plus it gives me a reason to post fucked up pictures of Amy Winehouse. I hope she doesn't die before she get's another album out. You can guess when though here at whenwillamywinehousedie dot com.

Here she is scratching her nuts:


Drinking with a baby:


Buying a giant box of candy at 4 in the morning (doesn't Meth make you crave sweets?):


She just doesn't give a fuck.



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When you’re sitting in class, And you feel something splash, Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea

Interesting article today from Tami Dennis at the L.A. Times. What do you have to say Tami?

Within gender, women binge drinkers are three times as likely to have anal sex, and twice as likely to have multiple sex partners compared to women who do not drink alcohol.

OK, sounds promising. What next?

Compared to non-drinking women, women binge drinkers are also five times as likely to have gonorrhea.

God damnit, you couldn't just stop your reporting right there, could you Tami? I guess I should have seen that coming considering the title:

Binge drinking is fun -- until the gonorrhea diagnosis

Honestly though, if you can get past the burning and stay on pills for a week it's kind of worth it. I hear. I mean, at least it's not this:

X-Ray Insects

This website has some really cool x-ray photography of different insects like tarantulas, stick bugs and beetles. I think the insect above is a vinegaroon. The rest of the website has some other cool x-rays too. Nothing like this though:


Crazy college kids!

Movie Update - Spiderman, Dark Knight

Just a few updates about movies I'm interested in,it is being reported that both Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi have signed on for Spiderman 4 and 5, which is awesome news, the 3rd movie was kind of a letdown because they just tried to do too much. They might try to shoot both at the same time too, which will lock everyone in and give the movies a set timetable. Sam Raimi is the best man for the job, when he was little he had his bedroom painted with a mural of Spiderman and had always wanted to make these movies. I don't think anyone else could do it better. We'll have to wait and see about the villains, though the Lizard is a definite possibility, as well as the Scorpion, the Vulture, and possibly a return of Venom, although that is already being developed into its own spin-off.






It would be awesome to have a Venom movie that included Carnage as an enemy, those characters were so cool when I was little and Carnage could be pretty crazy since he was a psycho serial killer. God I'm a fucking dork.

Next just an update on The Dark Knight, a recent interview with Aaron Eckhart confirms that the character of Two-Face is definitely dead. I really don't think that this is a huge deal, Christopher Nolan wanted to make a complete movie that wasn"t left open-ended for a sequel. He basically cared more about making a good movie then he did about creating a franchise for the studio, and whatever he's doing is working, so we'll just have to trust his judgement. Plus there is always the possibility that he would have a surprise, small role in the third installment, but don't expect a main character role.

* UPDATE *

My friend just emailed me this article of Michael Caine confirming that Johnny Depp will play the Riddler and Phillip Seymour Hoffman will play the Penguin. I'm still a little sceptical of this, I don't know A) that they would choose those characters or B) that they are anywhere near that point in casting, script, etc.

And finally here is a red-band preview for Zack and Mimi Make a Porno, it looks really funny.

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Does this have a double meaning?

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide
But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside,
He is a like a Mounty, He always gets his man,
And He'll tap you anyway He can - Zap!

Yep, sounds totally hole-some.

Screech's Special Sauce

So yesterday I came across this video:

Which has a whole new unsavory flavor to it after the release of this:


But after that video I came across this:



Which then took me to a Saved by the Bell jackpot at this site. You can take a Bayside quiz, play SBTB photohunt, find out which character you are, and watch clips . It's a great waste of time, this show still cracks me up. Remember the episode where Zack started fucking the homeless chick that lived in the mall at Christmas? What a giver. After you're done there then you can check this out:

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head - Beard Lust

This is pretty funny, this band's name is Natalie Portman's Shaved Head, and the song is about having a beard. Pretty stupid, but funny, and I like the song.



Now someone needs to make a band called Scarlett Johansson's Hairy Vag and they can tour together.


Oh yeah...natural blonde.

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Earth First, Dignity Second

This makes me want to start forest fires:




Seriously, do these people have nothing better to do with their lives/time then go sit in the middle of the woods crying their douche-tears because someone cut down a tree? This pretty much sums it up:



Get a job and be a productive member of society instead screaming in the woods because you want to show how sensitive and caring you are about the loss of non-sentient life due to progress.

Blog Update

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Silly Fresh Dance Moves

This is awesome:


I think he Can Dance - Watch more free videos

Awesome. The only distraction is that stupid lady judge in the center who never shuts the fuck up and looks like fire marshall Bill.



Whatever she's on I want some:

McCain Taps VP

This is hilarious:



Can't blame him though, I've been looking all day for a video of the stripper/teacher from Varsity Blues for comparison's sake. Found a head shot though.



I think this look is better:




* UPDATE *

This site sums everything up pretty nicely.