Striking Oil

OK, this is gross for those of you with a weak stomach. It seriously looks like an oil leak sprung up from underneath this guy. I'm expecting the announcer from The Beverly Hillbillies to say "Oil, that is. Texas Tea. Black Gold".

Brian Ford Fart Lighting Accident

Something similar happened to me senior year of college. My friend Kelly was driving me to the Chinese restaurant to get some Wonton soup when I was sick, and an inadvertent fart took a terrible turn for the worse. We had to pull a U-ey and he drove home with his head out the window, Ace Ventura style.


I never did get my soup.