Awww Skeet Skeet Skeet

Alright, someone obviously knew what they were doing when they penned this little jingle for Corn Nuts:



Pretty catchy though. I for one am gonna take their advice. Not this type of nut bust though:

Matching The Carpet To The Drapes

So apparently this site has been out for a while, but I'm just now getting to post about it. It's pubic hair dye for girls. Since when aren't girls completely shaved post 2001? All the cool chicks are doing it:



What's great is that one of the colors is "Hot Pink". This would be a great product to get for a new fraternity pledge class. It reminds me of an article I read not too long ago about girls' Hollywood pubic hairstyles:

The Tiffany Box is Bald everywhere except for a small square patch in front (about the size of a tiffany ring box), which is bleached, then dyed egg shell blue.

Sounds pretty interesting. I have to say, I have done extensive research on the Internet poring over photos and have yet to cum across one of these, let me know if you've seen one. Also, be sure to check out Shave the Pussy for an interactive experience of shaving, well, a pussy. Use shaving cream or you'll get razor bumps!

Manorexia

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Evidence to the contrary

So Fox News covered a story by the Daily Mail suggesting that more men are suffering from anorexia and bulimia.

A Harvard University study released last year found that 25 percent of those with anorexia or bulimia and 40 percent of binge eaters were males.

I think this is pretty surprising, I actually take pride in binge eating to the point that I look like I'm pregnant; when the food creeps back up your throat you just reswallow and it's like getting a second meal for free! Although my roommmate did once try to start a rumor that I was bulimic and would just shower after eating and throw up into the bathtub drain.

Facial Exercise

This is what I imagine Hollywood liberals must look like when they sniff their own farts in all of their self-satisfied smugness:



Yet another reason why I wish I was born about 15 years earlier so that I could really enjoy the 80's during high school and college. I also really like Solidkingcobra's comment:

i bet you 5 dollas some one is jacking it to this video.

Agreed.

Warren Haynes Covers U2's One PLUS Daryl's House

I heard this on 94.7 up here in D.C. a few years ago, it is a live recording from Bonnaroo in 2004, from his CD Live at Bonnaroo. It was apparently the most requested song on that station for about a year, it's great.



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I just found out about this awesome website called Live from Daryl's House, Daryl being Daryl Hall from Hall & Oates (of Maneater fame). I know that sounds kind of stupid at first, as most people only know of Hall & Oates from their 80's hits, but they are actually sick musicians. The website features a different collaborator each week, recently featuring Chromeo, and they collaborate on all sorts of different songs in Daryl's different houses. I think it's an awesome website, plus you can subscribe to the free podcast as well. Check it out if you have a chance.

I Kind Of Hate To Do This

I'll bet this scores some votes for McCain

Alright, apparently Lindsay Lohan just decided to chime in on Sarah Palin in her latest blog post:

She said, "I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be.

"Oh, and... Hint Hint Pali Pal - Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!"

There are honestly just so many things wrong with her thoughts I don't even feel like I have the energy to address them all, and that is just two paragraphs from her rant. 4 years ago she wanted to be a TV anchor? The last time she worked in television was 1988. 4 years ago she would have been gearing up for her successful gubernatorial campaign after just completing her stint as mayor of Wasilla. So she's clearly qualified to do more than just serve as a television anchor. And by the way, what the fuck exactly is Lindsay Lohan qualified to do?

Then she admonishes Palin for posing for tabloid covers. She must be referencing these:

That's right, Sarah Palin managed to pull-off exact mirror poses for two competing tabloid cover stories! And they both portray her negatively! The fact that Lindsay Lohan didn't even have the deductive reasoning skills to realize that Palin clearly didn't endorse or pose for these stories is a testament to how easy it must be to score drugs in California. In fact she may not even realize that she's dating a girl at the moment. Maybe she'll learn from this and not sound off on issues without even making an attempt to be accurate. And please, get off the hole and come back to the pole. Thanks....

Easy Star All-Stars Cover Radiohead's Karma Police

All covers this week. Here's the Easy Star All-Stars covering Karma Police, it's a really cool reggae version of the song. Enjoy.



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Tax Dollars At Work

So my friend Windsor wrote an article for The American Spectator this week that covers the failed D.C. Summer Jobs program. Not only did the program basically pay kids to do nothing all summer, but it cost 52.4 million dollars - up from an original budget of $14.5 million. Even the former mayor is dogging on the program.

Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, who created the program 29 years ago, called this year's "the most mismanaged programmatically and financially in the history of the program."

When you have a certified crack-head telling you that your program is joke, it's time to take a deeper look at what your doing and re-group. So it only makes logical sense that D.C. has now decided to set aside $2.7 million to PAY students to attend class.

For years, school officials have used detention, remedial classes, summer school and suspensions to turn around poorly behaved, underachieving middle school students, with little results. Now they are introducing a program that will pay students up to $100 per month for displaying good behavior.

Could you imagine being paid to go to school, by the government, when you were in middle school? Now imagine that you are paying for children (not your own) to go to school, because that's exactly what's happening. This decision is the brainchild of Michelle Rhee, who has been heralded as the new savior of the D.C. school system. This is the big idea she came up with. So instead of placing the burden of raising the child on the actual parents of the children in school, she places the responsibility in the hands of the hard workers who pay taxes and never got paid to receive their education. What welfare state?

Should I Be Worried About Being A Slave?

Today on The View, that bastion of objective political thinking, Whoopi Goldberg asked John McCain if she should be worried about being a slave again:

Personally I'm more worried about the fact that people in the audience clapped after she said that. How do you go about finding a whole room of complete idiots? But I guess she does have a point, as her continuing role on prime time television despite her plethora of stupid comments shows just what a tough time she's had clawing her way to the top in this repressive regime we call America. There is one group that's pretty racist towards her:

Quantum of Solace - New Trailer

Here is the new trailer for Quantum of Solace, the next James Bond movie:



I liked the old trailer better:



I hope it's good, after this report came out about James Bond drinking Coke Zero instead of a martini I was a little worried.


Uhh, nevermind, it'll be good.

Remembering 9/11

I've been sitting on this for about a week now until the anniversary of 9/11 came around. During the RNC convention, the GOP played this tribute to 9/11:



I think it's a good tribute, because it connects the other terrorist events that have happened before 9/11 as well; it's not just an isolated event. Plus, it really reminds people of the danger we are in and the type of events we are trying to prevent by having our troops across seas so that attacks like this don't happen at home. Of course, some members were clearly offended by this tribute to American citizens, chief among them Keith Olbermann:



Really? Give me a break. I'll tell you why you're offended. You know that anything that makes people want to vote on the issue of security will equal votes for the Republican party, that's why you're offended. MSNBC, your channel, is the only channel that replays the footage of 9/11 every year. You'd just rather people forget 9/11 when it's convenient to your cause. After all, you're clearly a liberal reporter; otherwise you wouldn't be posting comments to Daily Kos, one of the most leftist sites on the internet. But your lack of objectivity caught up with you, as you have now been fired from your job for being so partisan. I guess when you have Joe Scarborough calling out your contributors on live television you have to make some changes:



Anyway, I just thought anybody that didn't see the tribute might appreciate getting to watch it here, and if nothing else then today we can celebrate that Keith Olbermann got fired for being such an asshole.

Bloc Party - Ion Square; Biko

Bloc Party has a new CD coming out in October, you can go ahead and buy the whole thing digitally though online here.





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